Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby WorldBFat » November 18th, 2009, 3:04 pm

To Arsenio
When I die I want him to
Receive my organs
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby Browntown » November 18th, 2009, 3:06 pm

Receive my organs
Into your butt, completing
Ritual rimshot
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby WorldBFat » November 18th, 2009, 3:07 pm

Ritual rimshot
After every tenth word on
The Jay Leno Show
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby Browntown » November 18th, 2009, 3:12 pm

The Jay Leno Show
Combines all-white comedy
With prostate cancer
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby WorldBFat » November 18th, 2009, 3:24 pm

With prostate cancer
Dan Fogelberg gave his fans
The silence they craved
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby Browntown » November 18th, 2009, 3:36 pm

The silence they craved
Pre-teen girls stopped squeeling when
Joe Jonas sprout bush
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Postby WorldBFat » November 18th, 2009, 3:55 pm

Joe Jonas sprout bush
Won the county fair award
Largest brussels sprout
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Postby Browntown » November 18th, 2009, 5:40 pm

Largest brussels sprout
Lodged in my large intestine
Mexican standoff
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Postby WorldBFat » November 18th, 2009, 5:53 pm

Mexican standoff
One pint of corn alcohol
Two gaping buttholes
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Five

Postby catmantoad » November 18th, 2009, 10:16 pm

Two gaping buttholes
Always ask the same question:
You come here often?
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