Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

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Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

Postby WorldBFat » January 29th, 2013, 12:18 pm

First line of many
Drawn around my penis to
Make the bumblebee
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

Postby Browntown » January 29th, 2013, 12:40 pm

Make the bumblebee
Sting my belly button so
No lint can fit there
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

Postby WorldBFat » January 29th, 2013, 12:50 pm

No lint can fit their
Need for a superior
Toilet seat padding
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

Postby catmantoad » January 29th, 2013, 2:28 pm

Toilet seat padding
May get dry and cracked with use
Apply lanolin
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Haiku Battle? Chapter Twelve

Postby WorldBFat » January 29th, 2013, 3:02 pm

Apply lanolin
To these 8 spots on your man
In this month's Cosmo
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Postby catmantoad » January 29th, 2013, 3:17 pm

In this month's Cosmo
Satisfy him with two tricks
Shut up and blow job
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Postby Browntown » January 29th, 2013, 3:25 pm

Shut up and blow job
These leaves before your father
Wakes from his coma
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Postby WorldBFat » January 29th, 2013, 3:28 pm

Wakes from his coma
Realizing he forgot
How to move his bowels
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Postby Browntown » January 29th, 2013, 3:45 pm

How to move his bowels
So we don't break this plaster
Mold of his colon?
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Postby WorldBFat » January 29th, 2013, 3:58 pm

Mold of his colon
Causes his farts to smell like
The YMCA
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