What is the missing step?

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What is the missing step?

Postby orange » January 16th, 2008, 11:55 pm

1. Collect Underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

I think if we can figure this out then we could all get filthy rich. Please fill in the blank for step 2 with any suggestions. Here's one off the top of my head:

2. Wear them while posing for fetish photos
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Postby WorldBFat » January 16th, 2008, 11:58 pm

Actually this is clear. Two other Muddbutt members and I hit on the idea a few years back. Step 2 is wear them and sell them online, claiming they were worn and unwashed by women.

I guess that's two steps, but that is the secret.
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Postby WorldBFat » January 17th, 2008, 12:01 am

In fact, the only reason we didn't walk around all day in women's underwear and then sell it is because we didn't have the programming skills and necessary webspace to sell them online ourselves, and eBay had a specific policy forbidding the sale of used, unwashed underpants.
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Postby orange » January 17th, 2008, 12:07 am

Well, now that I'm here it seems like we should have that portion of the equation accounted for...let's get cracking!
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What is the missing step?

Postby WorldBFat » January 17th, 2008, 12:09 am

I'm in. No joke.
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Postby orange » January 17th, 2008, 12:16 am

I'm also not joking. I guess one of the biggest remaining hurdles is how we want to go about accepting payment.
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Postby Browntown » January 18th, 2008, 12:08 am

I accept payment in unwashed women's underwear.
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Postby Thistlehair » January 20th, 2008, 7:00 pm

HAHA, we DID REALLY consider doing that. Almost as good as the cigarette smuggling scheme.
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Postby haruko » January 20th, 2008, 7:27 pm

Would the price go up if the amount of time the underwear worn is longer?
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Postby Browntown » January 20th, 2008, 7:43 pm

I think time worn works on a curve. Initial wearing of underwear shoots the price up like a rocket, then begins to plateau up to a certain point where value begins to decrease slowly, before sharply declining as the underwear is destroyed. The equation to calculate max profit vs underwear threshhold is (d^2*?)/(2D-?)-.276 where .276 is is a constant for the density of Hanes tighty whiteys..
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